AND THEN THEY F#*KED

AN Expletive-Laden, Smut-Peddling, Fan-FIction PODCAST

CONTENT WARNING - this podcast is not for the faint of heart. This is not your Grandmother's podcast! Or maybe it is - we don't judge. 

There will be (badly spelled) Coarse Language, (poorly explored) Adult Themes, (overly gratuitous) Sex Scenes, and (unnecessarily graphic) Violence. Consider this a trigger warning for everything that we could possibly give a trigger warning for. This is NOT a safe space.

This podcast is not for the faint of heart. If you are not looking for the filthiest, most fatuous, feverishly feculent & flippant fan-fabricated fiction, then go no further! Go back to your comfortable life, watch an old-school Disney movie and forget you were ever here.  Seriously, we don't judge. 

But what we will do is find, read, and discuss some of the best(worst) fan fiction that has ever found its way out of the depraved collective-mind of the internet's many, many dark corners. We will wade through these depths of humanity's depravity to bring you the most amusing fan-fiction finds and present them in small, easy to digest portions. Wish us luck. 

And please, don't listen while eating.   

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Yes. Also no. But overwhelmingly yes.

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This may be the best awful thing to happen to podcasting. Can’t unhear some things but never want to stop listening!

Lizziebelle21 via Apple Podcasts

Wrong...so very wrong

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Hilarious, just discovered this podcast & listening to random episodes. I struck gold with the Wendy Peter & Tink story. Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve heard for ages.

snapey100 via Apple Podcasts

What has been heard cannot be unheard

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Fanfiction from the darkest corners of the interwebs. I both love it and hate it at the same time.

Cannot be Unheard via Apple Podcasts