Someone has beaten Rose to the punch - but who is she, and what does she want with Gutenberg’s mirrors? Charles avoids bricking a phone. Harahel has a rough day. Rose gets caught with her pants down. Dima has a conflict of interest.

Due to technical difficulties and also a demonic curse, this is the final episode of Relics: Earthly Treasures. However, we have hired John Landis using the remainder of our budget to give each character a proper ending.

Charles found a lucrative gig as a stunt double for Edward James Olmos.

Dima is now President of Russia, and as surprised as you are.

Harahel finally founded her own library. Then ate it.

Rose capped off an illustrious criminal career by stealing the Eiffel Tower. Twice.

Veronica donned the mask of Ángel de la Muerte once again and went on to win five consecutive championship belts.

The Collector decided to switch to Magic: the Gathering.

The Vassal 

Freed from his prison beneath the Peruvian ziggurat, the demon founded a death metal band, Reaper of Youth. All their music is terrible.

Dominic met a nice lady goat and settled down, just like his mother kept nagging him to do. He had six kids.

Earthly Treasures is an Actual Play podcast of Relics: A Game of Angels, a roleplaying game about fallen angels trapped on earth, abandoned by God and desperate for answers.

Relics is live on Kickstarter now. You can also find out more on www.tinstargames.weebly.com/Relics.

Players: Lois Spangler, Jake Nelson, Cody Smith, Andrew Chirgwin

Dealer: Ethan Cox

Voice of the Rules and designer of Relics: Steve Dee

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