One week is a long time to spend with a blind date... Brooke's first real relationship was conducted almost entirely by message back in the days of tumblr. And then they decided to meet. And Brooke learnt the hard way that you should probably have met the person you're sharing a hotel room with.

Brooke Reilly is a theatre maker and comedian, best known for her loves of obnoxious shirts and talking about herself. She’s currently in her final semester of a Bachelor of Fine Arts majoring in Drama, and is currently attempting to mark her territory in Brisbane as a reasonably interesting and funny stage person. She also used to work at BuzzFeed. Please, try and keep it in your pants.

Catch her on instagram @brooke.lr, and keep an eye out for her upcoming ‘brooke and friends’ open mic, or perhaps her upcoming Anywhere Theatre Festival Show, ‘This Car Is Going To Crash’.

Glossary terms:

Mentionitis: when you can't stop talking about someone so you drop them into almost every conversation.

Situationship: a romantic relationship based on convenience or short-term circumstances. That doesn't mean a situationship can't have some or even all the trappings of a regular relationship, including an emotional connection.

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